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I am a kind of MONSTER !Some Kind of MonsterTumblr (3.0; @jotasantos)http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/theluxinterior: Holy shit these are great <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9368635b4b2cb8aea31c3769300a4932/tumblr_mgbvn3vfEx1qbc9oso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79c75285a932702aa484dde4c505086c/tumblr_mgbvn3vfEx1qbc9oso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87d08fb293026bbe2f8be6f1ac96d84f/tumblr_mgbvn3vfEx1qbc9oso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a90110a9f225be988bfe2b4777d255a4/tumblr_mgbvn3vfEx1qbc9oso4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44f999e2ec49cd53191d2022f1c933b8/tumblr_mgbvn3vfEx1qbc9oso5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d4975d263ed0fd52c289354abee3d98/tumblr_mgbvn3vfEx1qbc9oso6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e7730189877f7f1725fdb8a6fd7f9e5/tumblr_mgbvn3vfEx1qbc9oso7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4a90c775b0314dcd0b2fd6bd4897626/tumblr_mgbvn3vfEx1qbc9oso8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theluxinterior.tumblr.com/post/50149440904/holy-shit-these-are-great" target="_blank">theluxinterior</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Holy shit these are great</p> </blockquote>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50610480962http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50610480962Thu, 16 May 2013 20:29:26 -0300Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/014d76b31d8a916fb87f0beb212f84f4/tumblr_mmptgpAoOn1rcgpm7o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/941081961edfaf9921e0db43a1d21d32/tumblr_mmptgpAoOn1rcgpm7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50609273274http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50609273274Thu, 16 May 2013 20:12:34 -0300lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19f368bc670a036dcad83a7d4140fe3f/tumblr_mmtfhwWyeF1r6977no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/50543269542/everything-love" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p></blockquote>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50606197703http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50606197703Thu, 16 May 2013 19:29:14 -0300Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2dbd1edf9bacf498aa52c03e35cd0dc7/tumblr_mlj54rDOIG1rnl1uko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50606177616http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50606177616Thu, 16 May 2013 19:28:58 -0300Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnn9riJrM71qzlfumo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50606121360http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50606121360Thu, 16 May 2013 19:28:11 -03009gag: How to have fun with your sleeping child.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0902e416398fc65679a87df8980ebcf/tumblr_mmvcabDBrf1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/50545478890/how-to-have-fun-with-your-sleeping-child" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>How to have fun with your sleeping child.</p></blockquote>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50606101309http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50606101309Thu, 16 May 2013 19:27:55 -0300lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82fbe62c3777dcf0041634898183a18c/tumblr_mmhrimue1L1qdpv23o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/50559445723/everything-love" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p></blockquote>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50605683175http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50605683175Thu, 16 May 2013 19:22:02 -0300lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13ea375164d829125f3a3a474fafcf56/tumblr_mknxxqTkIV1qg6835o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/50479282962/everything-love" target="_blank">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p> </blockquote>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50602445594http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50602445594Thu, 16 May 2013 18:37:15 -0300Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d8dc9bac27b031191f10575fd551f64/tumblr_mki9rf5cBb1qjm9bpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50602437937http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50602437937Thu, 16 May 2013 18:37:08 -0300Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrdouDWk21rre3qno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50601894865http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50601894865Thu, 16 May 2013 18:29:47 -0300lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kcp9zfkl1r4026po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/50590346479/everything-love" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p></blockquote>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50601399783http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50601399783Thu, 16 May 2013 18:23:05 -0300lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7b83bfaaae590523f165dc8f09b1051/tumblr_mj9snkCPiR1rqa2jgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/50580605330/everything-love" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p></blockquote>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50585756454http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50585756454Thu, 16 May 2013 14:12:48 -0300Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbn61ziurB1r1rcz2o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbn61ziurB1r1rcz2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbn61ziurB1r1rcz2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50585586620http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50585586620Thu, 16 May 2013 14:09:40 -03009gag: Please!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6534402d787572c1019b60741a7803c3/tumblr_mmwfmvkLo61qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/50582559376/please" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Please!</p></blockquote>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50585578343http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50585578343Thu, 16 May 2013 14:09:31 -0300lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj5x2hbZg41qgujfno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/50585301437/everything-love" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p></blockquote>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50585322939http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50585322939Thu, 16 May 2013 14:04:38 -0300 x <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee0e946175e6a13e76760d4d812f312e/tumblr_mmr5akHex01qklju2o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/Melaziing/" target="_blank">x</a></p> </blockquote>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50465366647http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50465366647Tue, 14 May 2013 22:56:14 -0300Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfb3ce5b1b68ebaea845221a955b9e4c/tumblr_mkqwezjn1z1ryt9xoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50463162775http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50463162775Tue, 14 May 2013 22:29:06 -0300Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbd2fcc021a226598439c16dd3f475ab/tumblr_mm3bh4mHNo1rs4d2yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50463145590http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50463145590Tue, 14 May 2013 22:28:53 -0300A família jantava tranquila quando, de repente, a filha de 11 anos comenta: Tenho uma má notícia... Não sou mais Virgem! Sou uma vaca! E começa a chorar visivelmente alterada, com as mãos no rosto e um ar de vergonha. Silêncio sepulcral na mesa. De repente, começam as acusações mútuas: Isto é por você ser como é! - marido dirigindo-se à mulher - Por se vestir como uma puta barata e se arreganhar para o primeiro imbecil que chega aqui em casa. Claro que isso tinha que ocorrer, com este exemplo que a menina vê todo dia! E você - pai apontando para a outra filha de 19 anos - que fica se agarrando no sofá e lambendo aquele palhaço do teu namorado que tem jeito de viado. Tudo na frente da menina! A mãe não agüenta mais e revida, gritando: E quem é o idiota que gasta metade do salário com as putas e se despede delas na porta de casa? Pensa que eu e as meninas somos cegas? E, além disso, que exemplo você pode dar se, desde que assinou esta maldita TV a cabo, passa todos os finais de semana assistindo a pornôs de quinta categoria? Desconsolada e à beira de um colapso, a mãe, com os olhos cheios de lágrimas e a voz trêmula, pega na mão da filhinha e pergunta baixinho: Como foi que isso aconteceu, minha filha? E, entre soluços, a menina responde: A professora me tirou do presépio! A Virgem agora é a Isabel, eu vou fazer a vaquinha.<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cademinhapizza.tumblr.com/post/50361731836/a-familia-jantava-tranquila-quando-de-repente-a-filha" target="_blank">cademinhapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llm8845y5e1qgh74t.gif"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llm87eIUEF1qgh74t.gif"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llm872e1V21qgh74t.gif"/></p> <p>KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK</p> </blockquote>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50463122319http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50463122319Tue, 14 May 2013 22:28:36 -0300Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0e5199a4b19c3776a4b28328c67ce47/tumblr_mmpeu9OMCC1qhzifco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50462857387http://jotasantos.tumblr.com/post/50462857387Tue, 14 May 2013 22:25:19 -0300